when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like
"Im here to have fun and be silly"
Nietzsche (via yolokony420x666x1017sodmg)
this crack is the onus i did not even realize i was under. (or on. whatever.)
Kids, shine your astrospurs and don your robot fists, ‘cause it’s time for SPARKS NEVADA, MANCHILD ON MARS!
Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars, was sitting at his desk and toying with a space-paper clip when his faithful Martian companion, Croach the Tracker, entered the Marshal Station. As Croach carefully laid his bow and quantum arrows down upon his own desk, the Marshal slumped noticeably down in his chair.